Some Helpful Fantasy Fest Advice
Hey, Fantasy Fest provides an excuse for all of us to push the limits, but there are some things that we should truly make a note of to avoid doing before we start to indulge.
Don't get schnookered blind and ride your scooter.... (Goes unsaid, besides there are plenty of bushes to crawl under, and it's only a 2 x 4 mile island for Christmas sake...the walk will do ya good.)
....up a one-way street past one of Key West's Finest.... (They are the only ones NOT drinking and probably not too happy about it. Hint: They might just notice your sorry bare arse.)
...wearing nuttin' but a thong...
...adorned with an elephant trunk.
Nope. Just don't do it. For more reasons than one.
Hey, Fantasy Fest provides an excuse for all of us to push the limits, but there are some things that we should truly make a note of to avoid doing before we start to indulge.
Don't get schnookered blind and ride your scooter.... (Goes unsaid, besides there are plenty of bushes to crawl under, and it's only a 2 x 4 mile island for Christmas sake...the walk will do ya good.)
....up a one-way street past one of Key West's Finest.... (They are the only ones NOT drinking and probably not too happy about it. Hint: They might just notice your sorry bare arse.)
...wearing nuttin' but a thong...
...adorned with an elephant trunk.
Nope. Just don't do it. For more reasons than one.
(Editor's Note: Naked Conch is an ardent supporter of nakedness, freedom and liberty. But your rights end at the tip of our nose, don't drive drunk!)
And now the moment you've been waiting for...
Clue Number Three of the Great Naked Conch Scavenger Hunt.
Not up in a tower, or under a shell,
a living attraction might serve you well.
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